TMH Tour twitter questions - “you mime an animal and the audience has to guess which one”
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i feel like sending god a strongly-worded letter for thinking that combining hips that can move like that and an ass that looks as delicious as that is a good idea. it’s a fucking deadly combination. x
(this is me repeating what i’ve already said) (i’m aware) (it’s still the truth)
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my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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